Ah, but we're just getting
warmed up. Because from Denver it's just a quick flight over to
Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport -- the same spot, by the
way, where thousands of quivery GOP faithful will be flying next year
for the wildly depressing Republican National Convention -- where we'll
check out the exact bathroom stall where "I am not gay" totally gay
Idaho Sen. Larry "Wide Stance" Craig toe-tapped his way into political
-- and hypocritical -- history! Learn the difference between simply tapping your foot and
urgently asking your neighbor for a blow job because you're a
duplicitous Republican cretin! Wave your hand under the stall and see
if an undercover cop is on duty! Take a photo of your kid sitting on
the toilet where Craig's own tortured homophobia met his repressed gay
sexual fantasies in an epic, but still totally creepy example of
pathological denial! Feel the history! Or better yet, don't.
- from Mark Morford, SF Gate
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