Ways to Make a Larry Craig Costume
1. Sport a large sign that reads "NOT GAY"
2. Cling to a giant Senate seal
(occasionally mention that you're about to let go, but then don't)
3. Show up with a friend wearing a police badge around his neck.
4. Attach a knife handle to your back, identified by the letters "GOP"
5. Wear tap shoes
6. Carry a roll of toilet paper and keep a square taped to your shoe
7. Carry a boarding pass, Minneapolis to Washington
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